Does anyone in Oz remember the skit on The Comedy Company with Col'n Carpenter (Kim Gyngell) about chairs? In it he was being asked questions about shares, but he misunderstood and all his answers were about chairs. It was very funny.

I see it's available on DVD along with a whole lot of other Col'n skits - The Comedy Company: The Very Best of Colin Carpenter (2004)

And who could forget Con the Fruiterer "Coupla days - beeee-utiful!" and Kylie Mole "she goes, she goes, she just GOES!" You can actually get a set of 4 with all of them.