"The program is written in the sky today but I suppose I am the sole mudcatter who sees it. "

Nope. You aren't. The subject was brought up by one of your congressmen. See

Space Preservation Act of 2001 (Introduced in the House)

HR 2977 IH


107th CONGRESS

1st Session

H. R. 2977


The bill uses the term Chemtrail. For something that don't exist (or is conspiracy theory), someone sure as hell thought it was worthy of mention.