Besides, in this day and age, when a man is no longer allowed to pick up his bindle stiff, not encouraged to take down his squirrel musket from the mantel, and not thought well of if found sharpening his broadsword or pike in the hearth corner, when all a man really is is a hot spot in the cognosphere, a cyber-figure, why not do all you can do to make your input interesting and enlivening? Hmmmm?

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