"When I put my hands on my hips I feel crazy. When I put my hands in my pockets I feel nuts."
Think he got in trouble for that one.
Red Skelton said that when he was in vaudeville, they did a sketch where one of the women would lift her long skirt up to her ankle and say "It looks like rain" To which he replied, "I'd like to see it clear up" And they closed the show!
There was also the old joke that you could get Robin Hood by the bag and Aunt Jemima by the box