"Now there's a phrase you won't hear too often."

Methinks the green-eyed monster doth raise its tweed-bonneted head again. I'll have you know that I am often thanked enthusiastically for my free and useful advice, by complete strangers at bus stops, in grocery stores, in public houses, in the corridors of power, in the elevators of impotence, and yes, even on the internet. Furthermore, I shall never let envious carpings deter me from doing what I can to help my fellow man deal with the buffets and blows of cruel fortune. And my advice to you, Mr Lad - well, if you're going to be that way, I just won't give you any advice!