Only the BBC rang me, the others just pounced on me when I went to meet the Man from Auntie.

Some time last summer, Limpit's school was invited to send 4 pupils to the BBC studios, for a live broadcast of BBC7's "Big Toe Show" - stories and 'magazine' articles on the radio. So she could do this, I signed a permission slip which had to have contact details on it. I can only presume that these details are on record somewhere and when the incident occurred, my name popped up as living in the area.

It has nothing to do with my mental instability or being on any 'local loony' register.

Honest.

LTS