Why must birds be the way they are, Just when I've washed the car? Just like you, They're full of poo Just like you....
Why does crap fall out of the sky When there's clothes out to dry It's just luck, bugger! bugger! **** Just my luck.
On the day that I was born, The thirteenth day of Adar* They decided I was an unlucky child So they sprinkled me with four-leaf clov- ers, which sent ny rhinitis wild!
Adar I* the Jewish leap-month, so the 13th of the 13th!