I used to work in a brewery with its own transport organisation. There was much when it was reported that an elderly gentleman, when questioned by the police claimed that the slow lane on a motorway had a 30mph speed limit, the middle 50mph and the fast lane had 70mph. All quite logical really.

It seems laughable to me that many of the people complaining about middle lane hoggers go on about what it says in The Highway Code yet they are quite impervious to the fact that the highway code also states the speed limits that they so frequently ignore. HYPOCRITES!

As for Colyn's bollocks about not signalling right at a roundabout, what fucking planet does he live on? The purpose of signalling is to let the other road users what you are intending to do. Going 270 degrees round a roundabout with out indicating except for a left turn is confusing and dangerous. Has it not occured to him that he's the one that is wrong?