The most outlandish customer I had was a young woman who seemed to present herself as the leader of the other 2 ladies with her.

Perhaps her intention was to prove something but it was clear she was in hopes of finding something incriminating, so she began to rifle through an office desk and then all the cupboards in the kitchen area. She grabbed the most incongruous item she could find and held the can of cat food above her head saying "Look at THIS!"

The wierdest lady I saw came into the waiting room, took out her breast, squeezed milk into the carpet and left.