Hey, I'm inspired by walkaboutsverse's wonderful poems. It has made me realise that anyone can right poetry - even me!! So, I thought I'd have a go. I'm going to use this thread to publish a 19,876,8076 line effort of mine entitled PLEASE GO AWAY THIS THREAD IS RIDICULOUS - SOME THOUGHTS. Its fairly freeform, and I'm going to add a few lines every few days for the infinite future. Maybe check out my free website or some such jazz.

1. PLEASE GO AWAY THIS THREAD IS RIDICULOUS - SOME THOUGHTS

Like a pool of vomit
Only made out of words
And yet I impose it on others
Because I am antisocial cretin...