Aha. So you admit you have been using an alien alias all this time? Posing as a person bearing the name of a foreign power? Hmmmm?

Now, come on. No-one on this whole forum has ever been featured in such an epic poem before, and all you can do is criticize. You should be blushing with gratitude. Fie, thou serpent's tooth!

See if I pen any more epics about you!


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