I was April-Fooled by a little feature on my computer. I have Linux (Ubuntu) which has a few optional amusing but utterly useless things that can sit quietly at the top of the screen. One of them is G Eyes, which looks like a pair of eyes that follows the cursor round.

Another is called Wanda the Fish. It looks like a goldfish that moves from side to side. If you click on her, you get a randomly generated saying. I happened to notice Wanda before I went to bed last night (well after midnight) and she was not moving - in fact, she was flopped down and looked dead.

When I clicked on her, I got a little window which said:

Wanda the Fish says:

The water needs changing.

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