Oho, Monsieur le Hack:

You, from what high tower, I know not, can securely issue such condemnation? You who strove to bring Shatnerization to the MOAB? You, who inventeth alternate personalities of so little merit they dream of marrying policewomen? You, who buildeth of whole cloth the visage of stout detectives peopled by simians? Who worshipeth those who Wear the Rug and are over-endowed with Avoirdupois? Who spouteth all the day of Metaphysics? Who earneth his keep on E-Bay? You think to judge the sanity of others, while so unmoored drifts away your own mental ship? Oh, fie, rethink your premises, sirrah.


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