Well you did post this did you not Soldier boy?

Fair enough Tyke. The pint's on me.

ONLY 6 SIX WEEKS TO GO TO THE FESTIVAL.

Time to sort out accomodation or camping stuff, build up the song book, polish the instrument, rozin the bow, get gargle for the voice, matches to keep eyes open and sunglasses to shade them, stale bread for the ducks, clean the tankard, visit the music shop, get new banjo case to replace old one last seen floating down the river with a duck sat on it, vitamin B12 for memory, red bull, deep heat, viagra, 'something for the weekend' from the barbers, hair dye, snuff, rozin, new batteries, torch, spare bog roll, search memory for what happened at last years festival - anything to be ashamed of-anyone to avoid or to seek out and what were their names?, lucky hat, mucky badge, plectrum, hip flask, coffee flask, breath freshner, new socks, new glasses, hip replacement, magnifying glass, beer-proof cover for song book/music book, ear plugs, new T-shirt, air the tent, new tent pegs, polish your helmet (Pith Helmet! in my case), new fold-up chair, umberella, sun block, brasso, denture adhesive, tweezers, foot spray, bug rake,tooth brush, beer goggles............

Have I missed anything folks??

I rest my and in this case Your Banjo Case.