2 cannials wat down for a meal of unfortunate explorer. The first cannibal says to the 2nd one, "you start at that end and I'll start at the other. We'll meet in the middle. A bt later the 2nd cannibal asks the first how he is doing?   First cannibal replies;
"I'm having a ball."
"Slow down, your eating too fast" said the the 2nd cannibal.


Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?

Chip