There was a guy named Zackerly who started as the host of a horror movie show on Philadelphia TV during the horror craze of the 60s. He then moved to NY where he, among other things made an album of horror songs. Many were fine limericks. The only one I can recall went something like:

A dinner was served for three
At Dracula's house by the sea
The hors d'oevres were fine
but I choked on the wine
when I found that the main course was me

It was spoken to a musical background rather than sung and it probabably doesn't help you Jen, but it is fun.

Murray