Oh my God. I accidentally dropped a candy wrapper and this voice came out of nowhere and yelled at me! It said I was a litter lout, a disgrace to my family, my upbringing, my friends, my spouse, my nation, and my planet! I looked and looked but there was nobody around! I knew that They were sending me messages and that's why I wear this aluminium foil hat! But They've found a way to send Their messages through it!

They are coming! They are here! They are going to suck our brains!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!