Up his nose, eh?

Oh gee.....and I thought we have a problem because my recently deceased old Mum wants hers scattered where she used to live, which is now a baseball diamond and she was never a fan. She's currently sitting on my kitchen table in a brown plastic can, next to the ground coffee....Keef, you've just given me an idea!.....naaah.

Now her dentures, that's another problem....can't bring myself to just chuck 'em in the trash. Perhaps I could drop them off fisherman's wharf where she was born. I can picture a harbour seal popping up and flashing a new pearly white grin to entertain the tourists. LOL She'd like that.