Sorry Villain, I didn't think you would take it so seriously.

Let me try again. I think that the Stones are pop. I think their music has been designed to appeal to the masses. They have commercial appeal and they milk it for all its worth. Now that they are getting older, Keith has come up with a wild story that will surely make the tabloid press and thereby keeping the Stones in the spotlight. They are masters of manipulating their image and this latest gossip was obviously intended to shock and 'gross people out'. Hasn't that been their 'schtick' all along?