The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #92425 Message #2018433
Posted By: John Hardly
06-Apr-07 - 02:04 PM
Thread Name: BS: the last dreadnought in existence
Subject: RE: BS: the last dreadnought in existence
dreadnote -- anything above the 14th fret, no cutaway.
dreadnod -- what you hope the audience won't be doing during your (boring?) solo.
dreadknob -- if you don't watch where you're walking.
dredgenought -- any guitar made from wood salvaged from swamp bottoms.
drakenought -- gotta love the drake. Nick's main axe.
dreadnog -- only to be played at holiday time. Plays too sweet for my taste.
dreadknot -- this guitar has a VERY complex system of tuning pegs and bridge pins and it's very hard to restring and keep the strings in order.
dreadgnat -- you're in the middle of your long-anticipated big solo, outdoor concert/festival, and all of a sudden that tickle at the end of your nose and no free hand to swat! Li'l anGEL.
dreadneph -- your sister's freeloading son.
Dreadnet -- 60's police drama starring Sgt. Joe Friday. Just the facts, ma'm. Just the facts.
Dreadnut -- ever notice just how many brazil nuts there ARE in a can of mixed nuts?