Since I just went to the trouble of transcribing this (as I couldn't find it anywhere else on the web) I thought I'd go ahead and post it here...

Don't Get Killed
Andy Breckman
(Andy Breckman Music Company; BMI)

Oh my god, We're out of milk!
It's the middle of the night and we're out of milk!
The grocery store's four blocks away
Good luck, Mary, don't get killed.

Don't get killed, don't get killed
Keep your head down, don't get killed
Run real fast down the middle of the street
I love you honey, don't get killed

I don't want to be no star
I don't want to travel far
I don't want no fancy car
All I want's to not get killed

Don't get killed, don't get killed
That's the main thing, don't get killed
Run real fast down the middle of the street
I love you honey, don't get killed

Cockroach on the bathroom wall
Asshole at the shopping mall
All god's creatures great and small
Do their best to not get killed

Don't get killed, don't get killed
That's the main thing, don't get killed
Run real fast down the middle of the street
I love you honey, don't get killed

Oh my god we're out of milk!
It's the middle of the night and we're out of milk!
The grocery store's four blocks away
While you're there...get ice cream too.