I wooden know.

Didja hear about the time Jesus was out walking around Heaven incognito, and he wandered into a small, obscure section of the Heavenly City. Down a quaint alley he heard hammering and sawing and, having spent part of his life as a carpenter, he was interested and walked down to the door of a small shop.

There inside was an old, bearded man, his gnarled hands using a plane to smooth a board. Jesus said, "That's nice work, old man."

And the old man replied, "Yes, I enjoy it even here. I only wish that my son was here to work with me. He was a very special person, though...he wasn't human. And I haven't seen him in many, many years."

And a light dawned in Jesus's mind, and he said, choking back tears, he exclaimed, "FATHER!"

And the old man looked back and said, "Pinnochio?"