Thanks to Little Hawk for standing up for Carly vs. Britney and for doing it so eloquently. I was miffed when I saw the original comparison. Britney can barely read, let alone write songs?

As for the "mystery man?" I think Chevy Chase could be included in the composite. I watched him as she (Carly) sang it on SNL. I also vote for Beatty and Kristofferson.