One of my dear friends (NOT me!)has a habit of suddenly sidestepping in the street and looking "extremely innocent" from time to time...and she does it in shops too. She's worse when she's been on the Black Sheep and/or pickled onions.

My dear late husband once let a real good'un go in bed on the morning after one of his trips abroad to India. After I had clouted him, he said he had forgotten he wasn't alone in the bed. I didn't know quite how to take that!

My sister in law is married to a consultant gastro-enterologist, and he says there is a lot of good medical sense in "where e'er thee be, let thy wind go free" - he says you can do more harm by constantly holding it in...

Andrea
Who, apart from the 3 day headache, is remarkably chipper at the moment - and I could just fancy a curry!