John Hardly (you evil little potter, you) you should check with me before publishing this stuff. Had you done so, I would have let you know that alien abduction (like certain viruses and penicillin) has developed a very dangerous resistance to not showering. I have had to increase the treatment to not showering, not brushing my teeth, and the way it is going, I will likely have to go to not washing underwear very soon. Science simply must take this much more seriously. Soon I will have to go to additives to protect meself.

Mick