So, ah, what about things like the intermixing of "I" and "J" or the use of "W" as a vowel? What about Hebrew vowels, which can be an important sticking point? Are there Secrets hidden in the Vowels, such as the one supposedly contained in the first four vowels of the Phonetic Alphabet: Alpha Echo India Oscar?

And what does the Church teach about shifting vowels around -- the so-called "vowel movement"?