Sittin at my pi-anno the other day,
My mind was all forlorn (It was lyin' upside down in a ditch at da time)
I was feelin' quite blue 'cos the moving man,
Dropped it on an April morn ( Mr Shifter, do you know the piano's on my foot?)
What a crash dat was, the black notes was playing 'Sonny Boy',
The white notes was playing 'White Christmas'
And at the same time, what do you think my foot was doing?
Turning black, there was an effin great piano on it!

So as you would guess, I am in a mess,
'cos I've gone and lost all my chords,
The concert folk say that it's no joke
Since I went and lost all dose chords,
All I did was start to unload it,
When Stanley stepped up and that blowed it,
Now it's upside down in a hole in the ground,
And I've really lost all my chords!

Stanley, that's another fine mess you've gotten me into!

Apologies to Mr Durante, The PG Tips Chimps and Laurel & Hardy.
THe show aint over 'til the fat man sings!

FC