I'm glad I've never owned a gun--I could have done all kinds of damage with it!

I was held up at gunpoint a few times (not counting army checks in Northern Ireland) and it wasn't nice. Once by a drunken undercover police officer in Germany. Twice in Naples, Italy, where I lived for a few years, and on these occasions I just jumped on the guy who was so surprised I was able to get away. Then they tried to kidnap me--but that's another story...