Leeneia-

"my Bill's overdue" has received appreciative groans from my mother and my wife.

I may work out a sequel based on "Won't You Come Home Bill Bailey?" unless someone beats me to it.

And shouldn't there be another verse about Bill's widow consoling the children saying "Don't you worry, we's still in luck, you's got another daddy on the Times-Warner (Cable TV company) truck!"?

Cheerily,
Charley Noble