Good one Bubblymouse--You can't be a rat!!

Okay - My cemetery story: Young couple want to have a wee bit of quiet time to do a little necking. They end up in a cemetery. She lays on a tombstone & things get hot and heavy. Next morning she awakens with a terible back pain. Asks her Mom to take a look. Mom examines the back and says: Nothing wrong with your back darlin'-but your ass died in 1899.