Bob, one of the older residents at the Happy Home, has discovered that he has a slight discharge where he doesn't want a discharge, so he makes an appointment with his doctor. After an examination, the doctor asked

"Bob, do you have a girlfriend?" Proudly, Bob answered "Well yes I do, Doc."

"Have you been with her recently" asked the doctor.

"A week ago Sunday" was the pleased answer. Doc advised Bob "I think you just need to go home, you're about to come."