there is a parody of "Cocaine"
that is about...you guessed it..
Propane..

From: http://soli.inav.net/~penfold/andy/koth.html
(wav. files on that page!) (they may not be there any more)

If you wanna cook out you've got to worry 'bout; propane.
Put the canister down, down on the ground; propane.
Need a light, need light, to ignite; propane.

I got some bad news, got the burned chicken blues; propane.
Before your food is done, you won't wanna run out; propane.
Need a light, need light, to ignite; propane.

If your tank is done and you wanna fill on; propane.
Don't forget this fact, you can take it back; propane.
It won't light, It won't light, It won't light; propane.


If you wanna stay warm Down on the Farm P-R-O-P-A-N-E
If you're freezing your ass Try cooking with gas P-R-O-P-A-N-E
It's a gas, It's a gas, It's a gas, P-R-O-P-A-N-E

If you want to use heat, That burns pretty cheap, P-R-O-P-A-N-E
If you're broke in the bank, Try filling your tank, E-T C-E-T-R-A

When your grandma gets old you can't let her get cold; propane
When your cousin gets hot but your fingers are not; propane
It's so high It's so high It's so high, Propane


You can power your car or blow up your friends, Propane,
Check your lines check your valves propane