Gefilte fish on a stick! Spaw, yer a RIOT!!! Wait till I tell the fam...

Calamari in The Shade
That Smelt
One Two Baccala My Shoe

Sorry, Italian fish joke...

Here's one of MY favorites, a CLASSIC country song from the early 80's:

I LOBSTER AND NEVER FLOUNDER^^

I was a cook and she was a waitress
Down at the Salty Dog Seafood Cafe
And somewhere 'tween the clam juice and the seaweed salad
Some little shrimp just lured her away

Oh I lobster and never flounder
He wrapped his line around her
And they drove off in his carp
Oh I lobster and never flounder
I octopus his face in, he'll only break her heart.

I said just squid and leave me for that piano tuna
If you want to trout something new
She was the bass I ever had, now my life has no porpoise
Oh my cod I love her yes I do

Oh I lobster and never flounder
He wrapped his line around her
And they drove off in his carp
Oh I lobster and never flounder
I octopus his face in, he'll only break her heart.

Spoken: Frankly scallop, I don't give a clam!


--Mbo