hehehe

I'm happily single Villain - so no! There is no-one who I'd happily massage with my ear-lobes thank you.

But on this vein of thought, my brothers friends were talking about licking eyeballs. Apparently you shouldn't knock it until you've tried it! - Then knock it. I then mentioned something about contact lenses, which just sent the conversation into depths I will not go into here.

Makes me shivver just to think of it! And I am used to the more creepier things of life and the imagination.