Fergie and Beer, brilliant stuff you had me in tears. Here's a couple along the lines of Fergie's.
What do you call an Irish guy with a bow and arrow?
Eamonn
What do you call an Irish guy who steals your beer?
Nick McGuinness
What do you call an Irish guy who hangs from the ceiling?
Sean DeLear
What do you call an Irish guy who bounces off walls?
Rick O'Shea