A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face lift.  The surgeon told her of a new procedure called "The Knob" where a small knob is  placed on the back of her head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.  Of course the woman wanted the knob.
 
Over the years the woman used the knob and the effects were wonderful.  After about fifteen years she returned to the surgeon with two problems.  She told him everything has been good over the years till now.  I've developed these terrible bags under my eyes for one and the knob won't work to get rid of them.  The doctor looked at them and said those aren't bags, those are your breasts.
 
She said "Well I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."