The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #64921   Message #2038483
Posted By: bubblyrat
29-Apr-07 - 02:55 AM
Thread Name: Folklore: Dirty limericks [12]
Subject: RE: BS: Dirty limericks
But I really prefer the clean ones !! Viz--

    The chief stewardess of a Boeing,
    When asked "Which way are we going ? "
      Said " Our navigator
      Is joining us later--
    'til then, we have no way of knowing ! "

         OR-

    A silly young fellow from Yuma ,
    Told an "Elephant Joke" to a puma--
       Now his skeleton lies
       Under hot desert skies.
    ( The puma had no sense of huma )