This one has cropped up at least three times so far in its respectable version. This version ain't.

There once once a man from Japan
Whose poetry never would scan
When asked for the reason
He said, "When in season
I always try to fuck as many beautiful delicious and sexy young girls as I possibly can".


A fellow who came from St Paul's
Used to tour all the old music halls
His favourite trick
Was to stand on his prick
And to roll of the stage on his balls.


Now, where did I put that book of Rugby songs.....?