I'm sorry to say, although perfectly lawful,
The lines you post here are aesthetically awful.
Linguistically horrid, semantically null,
In scansion, pathetic; in poesy, dull.
As sorry a clutch of poor versification
As ever has plagued eith one of our nations.
Pray, why do you do it? Have you eaten lead paint?
That you pass off as poetry so much that just ain't?

Boris Silliye Whitmore O' Desain
Answers to Flibbertyjibbets
Paris, 1937