A pretty woman makes a husband looks small

And very often causes his downfall,

But if you make a ugly woman your wife,

You'll be happy for the rest of your life!

(chorus as above)

Spoken: "Hey, I saw your woman the other day . . . yeha, and she's uggg-ly (laughter)!"

---There's another verse that I can't recall. Reply: "Yeah, but she sure can cook! (more laughter!)"