YIKES! That was - er - very colourful! Well, we were warned!

I wonder what would have happened it you hadn't had that second fall. It was probably fortunate that it happened. It sounds like something you are going to have to look after very carefully, so good luck with it!

While you are resting it - what about a song challenge? I have the unfortunate habit of writing bad bush-style poetry about my mishaps. It seems to make me feel better at the time, although sometimes it's hard to see the humour in these situations. I think yours has possibilities!