The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #19848   Message #204532
Posted By: Jeri
31-Mar-00 - 10:35 AM
Thread Name: Beware the 1st of April!
Subject: RE: Beware the 1st of April!
Beanster, do you mean Grover's Mill?

"Good morning ladies and gentlemen. We are ecstatic to announce that Mudcat is now being operated by NMPA, otherwise known as the "Nasty Martian Political Agency." We are finished screwing around with your little database, and have decided to go straight for your creative impulses. We will endeavor to subtly control your minds until you do nothing but discuss information without emotion. We will decimate any feeling of community fostered by the sharing of feelings and opinions not related to actual facts. We have appointed individuals to ensure this plan is implemented. Currently, they may be identified by the appearance of their posts. The Martian to English translator invariably converts the writing to odd fonts and font sizes, but we're working to overcome this. It should be noted that if they fail to supress non-factual discussion, they have been directed to disrupt communication by focusing attention on themselves.

Resistance is futile...you will be assimilated."

Er...whoops - wrong aliens...

We are Jeri
The third clique. (Go ahead, create your own - it's easy and fun to be plural!)

Please note the above message was accidentally posted in the wrong thread earlier. We can only blame this on the Martian plot, as the combined IQ scores of our clique would never have allowed for such a silly mistake.