Have a good weekend.

Me and her Dameship are off doing missionary work in Holmfirth.
We'll be doing a spoons workshop in yer actual Sid's Café from Last of the Summer Wine.
Do we get folk points for that?


I'll work on the inflatable idea for merchandising. I once made a flat me out of a foam bedroll (for a panto - ask me sometime!).
The Victorians used to use cut out people to fill a room, and you can buy inflatable "companions" for in the car (Driving! Wipe that smirk off your face!).


Inflatable Pattie? - not too difficult.
Inflatable George? - you'd need a foot pump.
Inflatable Shellbacks? -    hang on...