'After 2 years work, the site is only a quarter cleared, already behind the original schedule.'

well thats your poncy tory voting southerner for you! they get all the good gigs and can't be arsed to turn up. Now if they'd offered the job to a hardworking, salt of the earth Northern community; the drug dealer would already have his anabolic steroid stall set up, there'd be slug racing, and who can eat a bag of chips really fast taking place in readiness.