If there were 10 Commandments that Canadian life would be based on...what would they be? I'm a Canadian and I want to know, okay?

Canadians AND non-Canadians are welcome to participate in composing this list. Don't hold back, please! I want to hear every silly and demeaning stereotype there is in people's minds about Canadians. Even the really insulting ones. Yesiree. Go for broke. What goofy thoughts, what extremely unlikely mythology pops instantly into your mind when you hear the word "Canada"?

This thread is in response to the "10 Commandments - West Virginia style" thread.

It's hardly fair that Wes Ginny should get ALL the attention and abuse after all, is it? Let's give Canada a go...