1)You are from Canada first, your province second* (applies only to Ontario, for others you are from your province first, Canada second).

2 A Maple leaf gives safe passage

3) Respect diversity (does not apply to your street)

4) Don't annoy the americans,

5) Reward those do not work (pogey)

6) Be kind to criminmals (life means 5 years)

7)Honour the royals (except in Quebec))

8) If it isn't in a shopping mall, it does not exist

9)Keep politicts boring, to lure more lawyers

10) Smile in winter, as if you enjoy it