Some people are allergic to feather, so probably not...

Heather is a plant, that gives off pollen.. lots of people get hay fever so that's out....

Leather comes from animals and that will upset the vegetenarians amongst us... (not to mention the Hindus)

We COULD talk about nethers... Nether Cerne is quite pretty, hidden in a fold of the hills on the River Cerne, 8 cottages and a tiny church - very Merrie Olde Englande and scores 1000 pieces on the jigsaw scale (the higher the piece score, the cuter the village/harbour/kitty/steam train/ancient farming method). Nether Wallop isn't too bad, (500 pieces) but it's got a very busy road straight through the middle of it (so has Middle Wallop) so isn't really nether any more. Nether Thong is a village and not a piece of JimmyT approved underwear. Ah... we're on to underwear. Nether garments... some people get a bit upset about people talking pants, so maybe that's not so safe...

Tethers.... leather tethers? Nope, we're back to the kinky stuff again and you know how that gets some people riled...

Zithers anyone?

LTS