Thou shalt not drive thine four-wheeler up on the wife's flowerbeds in winter just because you can.

Thou shalt not pee in the snow just before maple syrup candy season.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's frost hardy perennials.

Snowmobiles are still not legal on the highway if you drive in the middle where all the snow is, thou shalt be apprehended and fined.

Thou shalt not serve really bad home-made beer and then make everyone use the camp outhouse. Drink Keiths'.

Thou shalt wear six layers of clothing from October unto June; yea verily shalt thou wear polyester-cotton, wool, jersey, more wool, quilted layer, and down in that order, and thou shalt wear a tuque on thy head.

Well, it's a start.