Hadaway MGAS! Unknown? Aah doubt it! Your reputation as an angel gans before ye! By the way! Aah wad love te play guitar for ye at some time! Aah love your voice!

Yes Dee! Aah am that chubby, bearded, ex-Fareham Festival Compere with the charm and wit of a Chernobyl accident.

By the way.....
Q. Fellers!! Why should ye wear nuclear underpants
A. Cos if you divvent Chernobyl faall oot

Say it quickly!!

AND.... if aah divvent get te see George Papvgeris THIS TIME aah'm ganna hang up me festival wellies!!