So Bush is out jogging, and at one point is in the road and a truck the Secret Service didn't re-route is bearing down on him. At the last second, some schoolchildren run out, grab Bush and haul him to safety. Bush is very pleased and says to the children, well, I'm the President of the United States, the most powerful man in the world, and I can get you anything you want as a reward. What would you like? the children look at each other, and say We want a plot apiece at National Cemetary. Bush is surprised, and asks them why that is what they want. Well, say the kids, when our parents find out what we just did... they're gonna kill us!